Check this out. From November 1990 through his Bulls retirement in 1998, Michael Jordan never lost 3 straight games. Never. Not once, in the playoffs, in the season, in the preseason. And now LeBron James is one loss away from being 1-3 in the Finals. Think on it.
(source Yahoo and Bill Simmons)
Following his heroic incourt buttslap adventure – it’s worth watching, I promise – Chad Ochocinco used the last play he had left with that wonderful female judge to get him out of his 30 day jail stint: the magic words. And no, they weren’t “get a sense of humor, bitch.”
“I just wanted to apologize for disrespecting the court last time. I apologize. I did have time to reflect on the mistakes I made in this courtroom.”
Good for Chad, happy for you bud. And good for us. More Ocho in the free world, more fun for everyone. And buttslaps are fun, clearly in any scenario.
Scottie Pippen, who seems to find himself saying too much a little too often lately, stepped up and defended his Bulls’ legacy today. “I was kind of surprised people turned on him knowing the difficulty of Derrick’s injury…Sometimes as a player, you’re not there yet. The doctor can tell you the headache is gone, but he don’t totally know that it is gone unless he can get in your head.” True story, Pip. More of this, less MJ’s not so great, alright?
Eat a dick, Chris Bosh. The league also fined Manu Ginobili for general floppiness in the Finals. But he’s European, that’s expected.
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Carmelo Anthony visited his wife LaLa on the set of Think Like A Man 2 today, then stopped to take this picture with comedian Kevin Hart. Not gonna lie, Hart looks dapper. Maybe Melo shoulda stepped up and gone with the headband to spice things up. Just sayin
Heart of gold. Brains of steel. Good work though, JaVale.