Chris Bosh’s Baby Wants You To Chill The Balls Out

“Mr. Mini-Bosh, I have these contracts for you to sign. They’re urgent, sir.”

“Please Pennybottom, chill the fuck out. Can’t you see I’m busy living the goddam life?”

Mrs Bosh Huge Ass On Vaca

The Only Reason To Watch MLB

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Madison Square Garden Is Evicted

Today comes word that Madison Square Garden, “The World’s Most Famous Arena,” has been served an eviction notice. Its 50-year permit to operate on the premises has expired, and since the arena had originally taken the place of the original and beautiful Penn Station, New York City has now voted almost unanimously to rebuild their transportation center on Penn Plaza. MSG now has 10 years to move, after which it will be destroyed.

This isn’t a “historic” deal, as MSG has moved 3 times already to get to the place it is right now. And New Yorkers are reacting accordingly. The latest poll in the Post shows 99 percent of the city would rather have Jim Dolan relocated to Zimbabwe.

Melo Says No To Lakers

Metta Cornholes It

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No One Wants To Go To The Lakers Next Year

Ever go to one of those sad parties where the apartment owner excitedly invited everyone he knew, kept saying how great it was gonna be and how “all the bitches were showin up,” and then you get there and there’s like 8 people? Well…a day after Paul George said he wouldn’t join his hometown Lakers next year, Carmelo Anthony was asked the same thing and responded with “I doubt it.” Welcome to the 2014 Purple and Gold, party people. Gonna be just about 8 people at this bash, and they’re all dorks.

Metta Cornholes It On TV

Bynum Takes Shot At Lakers

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Metta World Peace Cornholes It On Hallmark Channel

Metta World Peace has happily moved on to New York, but that doesn’t mean he’s forgotten all his Los Angeles friends (ahem, Andrew Bynum). Here he is doing a cameo on Hallmark’s “Home and Family.” Which is about homes. And families. And probably grass and cornhole. Honestly who cares, it’s the Hallmark Channel. I’ll bet you can’t get within 50 numbers of what channel that is on your tv. The wager? Loser has to hook up with that top heavy beast standing next to Artest.

Let the gauntlet begin.

Larry Birds Still Got It

D Rose In London

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Andrew Bynum Takes Big Shot At Lakers Fans

Crazy new Cavs center Andrew Bynum is looking forward to being crazy in Cleveland. But before he can do that, he wants to make sure that his crazy time in LA needs to end with as many burnt bridges as possible.

“I haven’t had an opportunity to play for a city that really stands up and really supports the team,” Bynum told Fox Sports Cleveland. “I’m super excited and I can’t wait to see what it’s like.”

Well hey now. I know plenty of Lakers fans – perfectly nice cholos who just want to root on their team by yelling at you on the street if you’re wearing a Knicks hat. I’m sure most of them will take this the right way. Especially the ones with the gang tattoos on the back of their bald heads. Those guys always scream “safe and forgiving.”

The Only Reason To Watch Baseball

MJ Plays Wheelchair Ball

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These 2 Are The Only Reason To Keep Watching Baseball

We can all agree that baseball is a horrible sport. It’s boring. It takes forever. There are no cheerleaders, and you have to sit outside in the summer. Oh, and every freakin person is cheating their balls off. Literally, their balls are shrinking and are no longer visible. My prediction is it’s a dead sport by 2020.

That being said, Adrian Beltre and Elvis Andrus are hysterical. Just watching Elvis fuck with the overly serious Beltre – who hates having his head touched like Anthony Weiner hates screen grabs – is a joy to behold. I didn’t know you were still allowed to have fun at the ballpark.

Larry Birds Still Got It

Kosta Koufos Wife Is Sexy

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Larry Legend’s Still Got It

Interesting story came out yesterday from SLAM. According to Paul George, Pacers president Larry Bird strolled across an Indiana practice last year, picked up a loose ball and shot the goddamn lights out. He’s 56 by the way. Check it out:

SLAM: I believe you had talked about seeing Larry shoot in the gym.

PG: He picked a ball up that had rolled over. He rolled up his sleeves and made about 15 in a row and just walked out like nothing just happened. It was the craziest thing I’ve seen.

SLAM: How did you and the rest of the team react?

PG: We were speechless. We didn’t know whether to keep shooting or just to end practice. It was sweet, man.

Pretty awesome. But you know what’s not that awesome? That picture I used up top. Mostly because I’m pretty sure that’s Tyler Hansbrough’s body. And I don’t want the one white guy we’re proud of in basketball anywhere near the white guy we’d rather got lost in Turkey.

Mrs Boshs Huge Ass On Vaca

Paul George and Fat Yao Ming

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Kosta Koufos Wife Still Looks Fantastic

This is Leia Sergakis, former Miss Utah and current wife of Jazzer Kosta Koufos. She kinda looks like Betty Rubble in that doesn’t she? Man, I’d really like to see a sexy version of the Flintstones. Not like the 90s movie, a real one. There’s only so much Rosie O’Donnell I can take.

Miss Utah In Strangely Hot Pic

Dont Lose A Bet Against The Heat

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