Harrison Barnes Dunks All Over A White Dude

More from the Team USA scrimmage. And that white dude is Ryan Anderson, by the way. Definitely not a stiff. But definitely, um, white. So I’m not really sure how crazy we need to get. Barnes seems to understand that – we cut this GIF short, but I can assure you, there was no excess celebration. In fact, he ran downcourt and went right to the scorers table. Then he picked up his phone, dialed Coach K, and very politely requested someone who could jump to guard him on the next possession. He’s really just a very well spoken young man.

Between The Legs Dunk Over Car

Boshs Baby Is Super Chill

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Anthony Davis Goes Block, Steal, Coast to Coast, DUNKYOU

When Anthony Davis was drafted #1 overall, the hope was that he could tap into that crazy athleticism he had stored in his DNA. Well, this play at the Team USA scrimmage yesterday put all those skills on display. Go, young buck, go!

And the rest of you…let’s try a little harder, shall we?

Cowboy Warning In Texas

Rodman Has A Kids Book?

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Kyrie Shines, DeRozan Oops In Team USA Scrimmage

Cavs superguard Kyrie Irving looked like a man among boys at yesterday’s Blue-White scrimmage, scoring a game high 23 points and leading his pale squad to victory. Anthony Davis played strong as well, scoring 22 on 13 shots to go along with his 7 rebounds. But this Kemba Walker-Demar DeRozan alleyoop stole the show, showing just what can happen when a fully capable player is able to escape Charlotte for a day, wash the Bobcat stink off his shoulders in the shower and pretend he’s on a professional basketball team. He’s got a really great imagination, that one.

MSG Gets Eviction Notice

Melo Says No To Lakers

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Soldier Dunks In Army Fatigues and Boots, Steals Vegas Show

And did we mention a windmill! This is US Airman Nathaniel Mills of Georgia, and he brought the motherfucking house down in Las Vegas yesterday. Nothing at the Team USA scrimmage came even close. Dude had on his fatigues and boots, and he went up and got it. To put that in perspective, that’s like dunking wearing your tuxedo, only if your tux was thick and heavy enough to prevent a knife wound. Wow.

To put it in extra perspective by the way, Dwight Howard is 6’11″ and had trouble jamming when he had a boo boo on his back. Point and win, US Airman.

Melo Says No To Lakers

Metta Goes On TV To Cornhole

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Cowboy Warning In Texas

I love this so so so so much. Go Giants

Sharks Twitter Feed Is Dope

Mettas Comedy Tour

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The Metta World Peace Ultimate Comedy Tour Is A Thing

For those of you wondering if Metta World Peace is a multidimensional star, one of those rare talents who can jump from one platform to another with the ease of a young Robert Redford or a still-breathing Whitney Houston…well, I really have no idea. But he’s gonna give it a shot by hosting a comedy tour. Let me know how it is, ok? Because I love the guy, but there’s no fucking way I’m watching him tell knock knock jokes when I could be, you know, doing anything else.

Anti ESPN Letterman List

The Worms Childrens Book

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Wait – Dennis Rodman Has A Vodka AND A Childrens Book?

When Metta World Peace put out a children’s book, somehow it made sense. Sure, he’s a lunatic. But he’s a loveable lunatic. But Dennis Rodman? The legitimately crazy person who married himself, dresses like an S&M playtoy and has admitted to more drug use than Kurt Cobain? This is a guy I want to trust with kids? And let’s not forget, the guy just put out his own brand of vodka. Somehow, this seems like mixed messaging.

Here’s my question. Do they not have screening processes for children’s books? Can anyone write them and it’s ok? So like, “Jeffrey Dahmer The CanCanBull.” That’s fine. “Kim Jong-Un Teaches Kindness?” “Paula Deen The Slave Owning Horsey?” I’m gonna need an answer on this before, you know, I have any actual kids to worry about.

Blake Griffin As A Kid Is Adorbs

Griner Models Mens Clothes

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Between The Legs Dunk Over A Beamer

This is 6’3″ Guy Dupuy, and I’m pretty sure he just showed Blake Griffin whats what. Thats over the hood. Thats between the legs. Thats about a 12-out-of-10. Keep doin the thing, Guy. (props to terez for the find)

Boshs Baby Is Super Chill

Larry Birds Still Got It

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